Nazis to bomb Amerika again, The Skull's gut reports

The real terrorists are planning to bomb America again, Reichland Security Uberczar Michael "The Skull" Chertoff's gut told us last week. This gastrointestinal utterance, not dissimilar from flatulence, escaped from Chertoff's bowels at about the time that Sen. Rick Santorum declared a desire to see Americans die en masse violently so this great country can be thrust headlong into an apocalyptic war with the rest of the world to appease his myopic doomsday "Christian” base. Their harmonious refrain hit the information marketplace just before Globalist Policy Uberczar Henry Kissinger, wanted in several countries for various war crimes, met in secret with KGB bully Vladmir Putin to plan for the impending nuclear war superficially over the petrochemical reserves of Asia and the Arctic.

In that meeting the Satanists likely sacrificed a virgin to some shape-shifting transdimensional non-terrestrial being in exchange for a glimpse of the future, which left Kissinger telling reporters that, yes, he and Putin had been planning nuclear war. The press smiled and cut to a story on some chemically-dependent dipshit celebrity whose life was centered on their own genitalia.

The next day Putin and his gang of mafioso thugs disavowed their commitment to a treaty designed to contain the militarization of Europe and the Manchurian reporters here started chanting like witches that death and destruction looms on the event horizon and no doubt some dark-skinned, dark-haired, dark-eyed, bearded cave-dweller will be blamed so that a nation of sleepers will have nightmares sufficient to inspire them to sacrifice their children to be cannon fodder for those running the security racket.

Meanwhile many variables remain in the hopper, such as the undeniable full-blown crisis of faith in government here prompted mainly by the ever-accelerating economic crash the press just can't bring itself to honestly report about. For fuck's sake I shit you not I read an article last week that blamed an increase in local crime on the weather, not the fact that the price of necessities, food and energy, has increased by as much as 30 percent here over the course of the last year.

Whatever false-flag bullshit the Nazis have planned it had better be good because no doubt mind-controlled America needs more bloodletting to appease the mighty Satan it serves. One wrong move and Uncle Sam, with his tiny attention span, his expansive gut and his obsession with violence as a solution to various problems, is likely to accidently slit his own throat.

On a serious note as we close in on this impending date with destiny I would like to thank all the cowards who refused to contront the Truth about certain matters, specifically the false-flag psy-op known largely as 9/11, when it was right in front of them. And another big thanx to all those who swore to uphold the Constitution but just couldn't find it within themselves to do it. Thanx for nothing, fuckers.